A River Runs Through It

We had a great time watching the second half of the Oregon-Kansas St. game last night.  There was March Madness-level intensity, high-flying dunks, bone-crunching fouls, Tajuan Porter stop-and-pops, and K-State guard Bill Walker pissing himself.  Wha…  come again? 

 

Yes, the same Wildcat who so famously was seen munching popcorn on the bench last season during a game simply decided that the 1.8 seconds remaining in the game was too long to wait for a potty break, and went ahead and relieved himself into some towels in front of 15,000 people.  We only wish we were making this up. 

Here’s an eyewitness account from a KSU fan at the game:

I saw it last night.  With the game tied, 1.8 seconds left in regulation, KSU stole the inbound pass and called timeout.  After the timeout, when the officials were trying to figure out how much time was on the clock, and my friend turns to me and says, “Bill Walker has to piss!”

I looked, and he was grabbing his junk and jumping up and down.  Sure enough, he had to piss.  I thought, “that sucks, he’ll have to miss the last play”.  Nope.  He goes over to the bench, someone throws him a towel, he stuffs it down his pants, and he just lets it fly.  EVERYONE in the sold out arena knew what he was doing.  He got done with the first towel, then grabbed another and kept going.  As he finished up with the second towel, the refs were coming over to talk to the coaches about the clock.  The guy that was going to sub for him casually walks back to the bench, and Walker stays in the game.  Then, the student manager puts on the gloves and puts the towels in the red trash bag.

And he didn’t wash his hands afterwards.  Eww.  No wonder KSU threw the ball to Beasley for the final shot.

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6 Responses to A River Runs Through It

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  2. […] lead with the best news of all, which would be that Bill Walker pissed in a towel on the sidelines last Thursday. Yes, that’s right. Stuck a towel down his pants, drained the snake, and then soiled a second […]

  3. […] this season. While KSU is struggling to get an offense going with stars Michael Beasley and Bill “Towel Pisser” Walker, there is enough talent on this team to make some noise in the Big 12 if they can ever […]

  4. […] Beasley make a run deep in the tournament, but with his sidekick Bill Walker most well-known for peeing in a towel and going 0-for-14 against Texas it will be a short run for the #1 pick in the 2008 NBA Draft. […]

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  6. […] 12/Pac-10 Hardwood Series. #16 Oregon 80, Kansas St. 77. Notwithstanding the Bill Walker watersports moment, this was a really entertaining game. Both teams went back-and-forth throughout the second […]

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